A priest was driving down the road when the cops pulled him over... They asked if he'd been drinking. He said "Only water." The officer asks "Well, why do I smell wine?" The priest sighs and shakes his head. "Good lord, he's done it again!"
💥I miss her so much. Why the fuck do I miss her? She was mentally, emotionally, and physically abusive. She was a piece of shit. Why do I miss her? Why do I miss that false validation? The constant yelling? Why do I miss the way she joked about the kidnapping? Why do I miss her?