All I want is a political leader that has a vision larger than "Stopping the boats" or "the parramatta to epping rail link"

I must be living in the Global Village.. I'm surrounded by Global Village Idiots.

Today is an awesome day.

Well.. the day starts out well.. One IT guy on holidays, other IT guy off sick, both our receptionists not coming in.

T-30 minutes

90 minutes till home time... YES I AM COUNTING

What kind of day are YOU having? What can you do to make it better?

Get your head on a stick. Hot head on a stick!!!

the fun you have when the 'riddle' unravels and you see the prize in the middle

the fun you have after getting a paper cut and accidentally dipping it in lemon juice or salt water