going to Walmart in search of a bandanna. That seems like something Walmart would have, right?

getting my face fixed tomorrow.

the kids in my neighborhood sound like a pack of wild monkeys.

wonders why the cats decide to stand in front of me while I have three bags of groceries in my hands?

totally bought some pants today.

came face-to-face with a raccoon this morning. We both survived the ordeal with a minimum of scratches.

morning walk to clear my head had the opposite effect.

neighbor who spends all her time screaming at her kids turned her head away from me when we passed by on the street. Must be my cooties.

hit the gym for the first time in a couple of weeks today. That means it's okay to get ice cream, right?

White Trash was out in force yesterday. I felt like I was wading through a sea of Redneck jokes and chewing tobacco spit.