bruised from too much ass grabbery. Keep your hands to yourself, kids!
constantly puts faith into people who disappoint. When will I learn?
bestowed the semi-coveted Comeback of the Year Award.
sleepwalked my way to the gym before I could talk myself out of it. Zzzzzz......
Rednecks are alive and well in the Northeast. Saw one with a sticker that said, "GUT DEER?"