Threadtracking for May (+probably June given how late into the month it is)

I'm not eyeing up journal names for Kleya Marki, you're eyeing up journal names for Kleya Marki

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We just had a new piece of kit installed in the workshop, and I'm delighted to report that I now have a legitimate excuse to refer to the BOFA while making direct eye contract with my manager and grinning like an asshole

Children are fucking hysterical. I was hanging out with my friend and his 2yo earlier, and when the time came to leave, the kid refused to say goodbye to me because he was annoyed I'd helped wrangle him back into his pram.

Friend: Are you not going to say goodbye?
Kid: [sullen silence]
Me: Is it because I was complicit in your imprisonment?
Kid: yea >:[

tacce found you a stupid trek meme

aw man Diadem looks really interesting but idk who I'd wanna play

[work bitching] I asked my manager literally yesterday if they were going to be in the office today and they said no

me: I want to write
my owed backtags: 🥹
me: no, not you

Lylith I just had a conversation with my partner which had extremely powerful Peter and Rocket vibes that I feel you'll appreciate