DynDns, you so tricksy! ping.fm/iJQwK

I treat my workload bandwidth like I'm downloading a ton of torrents.

Everyone's getting tired of my Linken Park references. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

"I will throw up on something and make you money!"

Fighting through the pain...

I want to be buried in a spring-loaded, confetti-filled casket when I die, so some future archaeologist will have an awesome day at work.

HTTP Error 413 = That's what she said.

Speaking of rapid expansion and contraction of space-time... ping.fm/CI3Fm

A star walks into a black hole, but doesn't seem phased. The black hole says, "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."

I keep writing long diatribes about small functional changes on projects. I should spend more time on the solution than arguing for it.