I hate walking through parks alone at night. Makes me wonder why I became a rapist in the first place.

Comcast I have 14GB left until I hit the cap. Thanks Rage and BF3!

What do you get when an acid attacks a base? Assault.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

DDS they can't process my address change request. Now I have to go to the bank and DDS tomorrow. Nothing is fun anymore!

This is my job. ping.fm/GGMw2

If you're looking for a pee joke, urine luck!

Playing BF3 9 hours early! Wewt!

To my web host friends, I'd love some feedback about your billing system when you have a chance: ping.fm/9lZvX

Zombie Apocalypse time! Why watch The Walking Dead when you can live it yourself?