The ultimate anti-joke: Is your refrigerator running? Good, it should be.

Sometimes when the Internet is down, I forget the rest of my computer still works...

If you want to visit a real graveyard this Halloween, log back into Google+.

This perfectly describes so many of my parental interactions. ping.fm/mFXyf

Continental doesn't understand the concept of "nearby" airports. Huntsville and Providence, RI are nowhere near Atlanta and Manchester...

I bought a new chainsaw. It's cutting-hedge technology!

Check out what a $136b/year company's site looks like. Best viewed in Netscape Navigator. ping.fm/SsaRf

Got more StickerMule stickers. A lot of stickers. I will be unleashing them upon the Flashpoint space on Monday. Come get one...or 5!

Upgraded to the 37Signals Suite. Oooo, sexy!

Never put Nutella on salmon, or you'll get salmonella.