"How's that one-handed typing going?" "Good. I'm used to it."

Sad burger is sad. pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

T or CT? pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

Santa's kind of messed up, if you think about it. He breaks into your house one day, and then stalks and judges you the rest of the year.

What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky.

server.me is up for $100. Think I should buy it?

You know you're a programmer when you read the page title "Introducing multiple flavors of taint" and don't laugh.

Given Seesmic's apparent disinterest in the product, I need a good ping.fm replacement. Anyone know anything besides HootSuite?

Discobot: ping.fm/lXRaF

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.