More than 1000 geese die flying south for winter. That news really gets me down.

A literal title translation: ping.fm/OUGCH

Your mom said she wanted something that could go from zero to two hundred in 3 seconds, so I bought her a scale.

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Woah, new Facebook events interface!

Guess who still has two thumbs after falling off his scooter? This guy! That's why you wear a helmet...

Who's unemployed and knows Rails? I have a solution to your needs: a job! Contact me for deets.

I was really into this band called Pangaea, but then they broke up.

Why would you buy an invisible knife? I don't see the point.

I bought a cheese grater for my blind friend. He said it was the most violent thing he's ever read.