I feel like this would be a WAY more effective Wikipedia banner. ping.fm/YFRTD

It's not cold out, it's BRISK!

Go NABS! ping.fm/5Qg7H

I shot my first turkey today. It scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section, but it was still totally awesome.

I have a talking pig stuck to my fridge. It's a Babe magnet.

New pickup line: One a scale of 1 to America, how free are you to go out with me?

If you believe in reincarnation, instead of RIP on your tombstone, put BRB.

Either my social reach sucks or everyone is just slow today. Who wants a FREE copy of Halo Reach? I've got a download code that I don't need

Let's battle! I've got a free download code for Halo: Reach. Who wants it?

This is silly. I have a code for a Women's Avatar Football Uniform on Xbox. Who wants it?