OK, who wants to cut my hair, or knows a good stylist?

"How long have you been photoshopping?" ping.fm/GRQYg

Correction: I won't be DJing tonight at Noni's, but I will be soon. I will still be there tonight dressed as a taco! You should come!

Nonsense at Noni's is ON for tonight. Come by sometime after 11pm to see me DJ alongside DJ Kimber! I'll be the guy dressed as the taco

"---> Building mysql5" God help us.

Don't let your children watch symphonies or big bands at home. That's too much sax and violins...

I'm stealing a pun from the Muppet movie: You know what they say about shopping centers: once you've see one, you've seen the mall.

I wrote some poetry, but it wasn't very good. Maybe I should leave it to the prose.

I donated some of my old golf shirts to Goodwill. I hope they don't mine there's a hole in one.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo.