I before E, except after C? That's weird.

Not even 30 mins into it and I've already been affected by the Wikipedia SOPA blackout. This stuff is important, people! Call your senator!

I used to love the military, but it war off.

Happy Martian Luther King Day! ping.fm/HqeVS

WANT! ping.fm/fqerO

What do noble gases say when they see each other? Halogents.

A Super Mario World version of Levels and a good house remix of Nyancat? Yep, this set is going to be weeeeeird...

If the world ends in December, that means everyone should stop using protection in April. And you know what that means? APOCALYPSE BABIES!

I should probably be asleep...

Oh my cod, you have no sole. If anyone has any other fish puns, let minnow.