Did you hear about the kidnapping? He just woke up.

It's 2112! (Sorry, UK)

"I can't tell if the neighbors are vacuuming or listening to dubstep."

New TiVo is new. Old TiVo is blown up.

YUP! (This is from my home town, btw) ping.fm/nYbkj

Just saw an airport limo pickup for a "Fung Kin." So close to Funk King...

Awesome! ping.fm/QFp13

What do you call an arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending.

Dammit, they sell Threadless shirts for Xbox Avatars now. Guess what I'm buying... ping.fm/QUhfn

Beware: I may turn into this guy one day ping.fm/m3EEH