Tesla puns! ping.fm/gGUQh

Best agreement I've ever signed: ping.fm/cXXis

Do it! ping.fm/fNrGK

I was just carded at Walmart for...Noxema. Wut?

I can't keep up with all the fucking twitter hashtags in the Superbowl ads. #fad

Forget the Super Bowl, the Puppy Bowl is where it's at!

George Washington once said "we'll have a black president when pigs fly!" Well, swine flu.

Be careful where you check in... ping.fm/bAdb3

What do you call someone without a body or nose? Nobody knows.

lolwut? ping.fm/TrrIC