Uhhhhhh ping.fm/PWmEW

I think I have pink eye. What?!? Who still gets pink eye?

I cut up my avocado in 6.022*10^23 pieces today. I love some guaca-mole.

Go Dawgs! ping.fm/oxohk

Looks like I am the first victim of the "be in by 10am or you buy everyone lunch" rule...

It's jammed. ping.fm/YvuD3

If you call it catsup, you're dead to me.

It's proving surprisingly difficult to motivate my coworkers to go get food, even though I'm paying!

Hell yeah, Waterworld time!

FYI Canton and East Atlanta residents: Boil your water! ping.fm/gUbhg