Tinkerbell's ready to volunteer at the Y! pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

Yup. ping.fm/JUt5N

Time until someone builds something so you can (insert profane verb here) someone on Facebook: 30 seconds.

Facebook Timeline looks amazing. Everyone's been focused on real-time and forgot about the past. Very smart move on Facebook's part.

A kid refused to take a nap. He was resisting a rest.

After 4 years, my TV's lamp has finally busted on me. Hope someone in the area has a replacement. It was a good run, old chum.

Once again looking into SXSW and once again deciding not to go.

Johnny has 20 candy bars. He eats 16. What does Johnny have? Diabetes, Johnny has Diabetes.

Today's track meeting had to be rescheduled. Everyone was running late.

I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.