Once you get past the ridiculous buggy-ness of this beta, BF3 shows that it's definitely going to be my favorite PC game for a while.

I'm getting a new scale. I can't weight!

What happened when the red ship and the blue ship collided? They were marooned.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? No, just the Doctor.

What's the name of that guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.

I wouldn't be able to stand being in a wheelchair.

BF3 Betawwwwww yeeeeaaahhh!!

I hate when people compare Freddie Mercury to God. I mean, he's good, but he's no Freddie Mercury.

Made a Facebook cover photo template in Photoshop. It has a layer where the profile image goes: ping.fm/RYxwM

I think my computer sleeps more than I do.