Bass solo! ping.fm/tD9iq

On the plus side, my cat is coming home high...

Found Tres, but also found a hole/wound in the side of Dos. Took him to the emergency vet to get it looked at. He's an expensive date...

Who under the age of 30 has a landline? I can't think of anyone...

Where the hell is Tres?

Is a fear of getting finger grease on your oleophobic cell phone screen called oleooleophobiaphobia?

Brewed our pumpkin beer tonight. It smells like heaven. This is going to be an awesome brew!

Scumbag Adobe: Says it's stopping development on Flash for Mobile; releases an update for Flash for Mobile just now.

Derpoose! ping.fm/dxNfl

Goddamned butter crisco...