If you can do the math, you'll know why this is going to be awesome! pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

HTTP status cats: ping.fm/oe5qS

And so begins my own series of bread-making experiments...

"<3 your genitals too!"

"You blocked me on Facebook, and now you're going to die."

I'm looking to sell a pack of Altoids. They're in mint condition.

Fire trucks at the doggy daycare that I hope is a false alarm. Btw, 6-7 minute response time. Go AFD! pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

Apparently last Monday was National Ninja Day, but I was completely unaware. Well played, Ninja Day...well played...

I'm taking a trip to NYC in January for Flashpoint and it turns out the cheapest method of travel there is actually via train. Crazy!

That's a new error message: ping.fm/TZhYm