Fuck dreaming. I dreamed that I dreamed that I managed to get ahold of Emergency Services by saying "Hey Google, call 911." and I woke up in a panic, checked my phone to make sure I hadn't sleep talked my phone into dialing 911, went to pee and let the dog out, then SPRINTED back to my phone to recheck and be sure cause I got paranoid.

So I just binged Galavant. Holy crap how did I miss that the first time around?

... ... I am sure this is a nice family friendly movie but...

Still not dead! Just busy being sad. Why is being sad so tiring? This sucks. Hello, anyways.

[pokemon go] I caught a shiny Charmander!

Basketball!Uryuu and Basketball!Keigo (right? Maybe?) are adorable little prizes in tgat crane game app I mentioned like 29 years ago. Look at them!! They match!

Also, today I learned that cheetahs have anxiety. I guess cause they're only sort of mid-range predators, and Lions often kick their asses and I guess they eat too many cheddar flavored corn puffs or whatever. But like in the wild they can usually work that nervous energy off by running away from it. (Can't catch me, scary thoughts!)

[SeeMe is behind the times] Just watched Hermione Granger and the Half Lion Prince. I was expecting to bw annoyed. Instead, holy fuck, I felt like I was six years or whatever old and watching for the very first time. Seriously. It was like fucking magic. I was goddamn enchanted

Man, why do I do this to myself.

Question: how many stickers can I put onto Triffid before he stops sitting on my Big Bag O Books? Answer: