And also with you...

When you live in Texas and become complacent about earthquakes there is a fracking problem

When I'm at a restaurant with the wife and the server asks if the check is together I want to say "it's been together for sixteen years"

Being back on android is taking some getting used to but I am definitely enjoying it

Seattle tickets booked!

Vacation approved. Next stop, airfare.

I'm having one of those days...

People who keep telling me I am too nice haven't seen me hungry. They wouldn't like me when I am hungry.

How do you all of a sudden forget how to do something you have done almost every day for the past seven years

One of the guys in this class sounds like Jesse Pinkman, bitch.