Written Ur first book yet? What are U waiting 4? Due to the internet, it's easy & cheap. Be an instant expert in Ur field.

I got some new underwear yesterday. Well, it was new to me.

Teach Ur topic. U'll learn more than Ur students, and U'll be recognized as an authority in Ur field.

Originality is the art of concealing Ur sources.

If at first U don't succeed, visualize Ur End-Goal, then reverse-engineer that goal. It works!

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite. (Careful with the Planters!)

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No amount of paid advertising is equal to being reported on by the media. Send out press releases whenever U can.

Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?