Make believe your mistakes are only a five second blip, an anomaly that is totally unlike you.

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Hudson Midair Crash Followed Familiar Pattern ping.fm/GI8yw

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#quote "Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend." - Plautus

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?