I so needed this last night ughhh Drunk Text Savior

Dying lmao.

Would make working Saturdays not so bad.

where are all the normal men? I signed up for a dating site and seriously the messages I get are scary and weird. Tonight I got a smiley face emoticon with a gun pointed at it.

Having a beach day before a night shift.

Finally I get some Coffeee!!

Puppy sitting!!

Someone go running for me? I don't wanna today.