that it should be a social faux pas for new parents to ask other adults the unsolicited question: do you have children?

...and though

improvises some parmesan chicken fingers

unleashes a supply of cheap used moving boxes on the diverse population known as coworkers

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

needs some rrdtool clue

finally getting neighbors!

riddles

calls the local police on the guy that was driving slowly through the parking lot taking pictures of seemingly random cars

why people at a technical software company can't understand QUEUING THEORY in the cafeteria lines.