that the network admin guy is leaving

listens to short attention span coworker argue in agreement with the backup admin about restores

cheers for Michael Phelps

ambivalent about finally finding food cat 1 will eat with enthusiasm - it is literally "sardine pieces in gravy" and might make $spouse hurl

with a guinea pig at the vet for a post-surgical visit

back from a good baseball game at Fenway

save me from the comic geek and short attenionspan coworker who are talking about demolitions in my office

received an automated telemarketing call with a spoofed caller-id on his cell phone

now I know why I didn't care to go see Transformers. wtf is with the Jawa.

someone just interrupted me to tell me an irrelevant fact that they realized wasn't applicable to the person they wanted to interrupt