Dear thump thump douche, block a gas pump, turn the thump thump BACK on when car is off, & going inside where you can't hear it but I can't

Dear kitty with the foot fetish - my feet love you too. Now get off of them until the temperature drops at least 20 degrees!

I'm wayyyy too sweaty for comfort

Stay classy forum sock puppets! No one will ever figure out what shop you represent with your fake accounts!

Mom calls me this morning - "your dad was in the building at the epicenter of the earthquake, but don't worry, he's fine!"

Why do the vegan girls on Food Truck Race look half dead all the time?

weekends like this call for a generous dose of Lady Gaga

Got a Starbucks gift card on the day I started my new diet. D'OH

Time to get dirty!

Is there a way to mark a plurk thread other than liking it? I want to keep up on some sad plurks and hitting "like" seems a bit rude.