dodging bullets with my new ninja moves... yes, in that slowed down 3D way.

going to be nice/helpful to strangers all this week. only. i started today! six long days to go.

thinking there are a lot of flakes in Chicago today. Thank you very much.

just got Snuggie spam in my email... what next... toothpaste Snuggie... tuna flavored Snuggie...

just passed the Apple store without stopping in, what's wrong with me!

waiting for a meeting to begin...

my nose is itching like a mutha... just wanted to let you all know

The reason why I can't sleep at night... it scares me :: ping.fm/eiE3H

forget people work on new years eve... which means i work... well cheers anyway all!

a roll of duct tape!?!