may (or may not) have purchased a cute new pair of shoes.

aaaaaaand, it's Martini Time! I love my Mondays off

So, my doctor said I should drink more green tea. Is it wrong that I infused some in vodka? (ps: green tea vodka + peach lemonade = YUM)

not interfere with any balls in play.

Lesson learned: There is no graceful way to dismount from the doctor's exam table.

needs a martini, french fries, a salad, and someone to tell me my ass looks good in these jeans.

Dear Stabby Pain Behind My Eye, Plz to go away now. Kthx.

It's Diabetes Day here at work. Co-worker brought muffins. Free cupcakes at lunch. And now it's Pralines Time!

Apparently, John Phillips Sousa wrote a "Transit of Venus March" ... who knew? how weird. They're going to play it shortly.

missing the transit of Venus, because it is so overcast. WAAAAAAH