養的金魚死了一條

Wow Opera switched to WebKit

Oxygen + Magnesium = ? OMg.

原來養金魚大有學問 Orz

It’s harder to be a teacher these days...

看到同事被開除感覺有點微妙

10 degrees on a January day. Holy smokes.

水果牌越來越爛了

Chemistry joke: atoms cannot be trusted, because they make up everything.

Scumbag weather: Christmas? No snow. Back to work on the 27th? Heavy snow.