waiting for the appearance of a jacko-in-the-box *BOING*

road kill and cabbage

The bottom of the ideas barrel has been reached. Barrel Bottom

Today I'm planning on doing nothing productive. It can all wait until tomorrow. If anyone likes washing up, come and do it for me.

I can beat Rammi's bad taste joke with: MJ didn't have a heart attack, he had a stroke in the childrens ward.

everyone a good knight.

Where's Wally 2009

if they will go ahead with shows at the O2, using a shop-window dummy.

Be honest, is this you?

be offended if you really must, but smile first.