skipping today and moving straight onto Monday...

ending a sh1tty day. night night

to go back 5 years and do it all again only less lazy and make the most of the time.

Shouts: ZOMBIEFROG!!

changed his name for Halloween. I forget where the ' is supposed to go

waiting for his home help to arrive. It's the first time I've admitted I need help. Nervous

there are so many notes on my piano I can't find my keys.

Makes it harder for real claims

Two nuns are driving down a country road when a vampire swoops down and lands on their car.

he should take his search engine to the garage for a service.