why there is a line of squirrels outside, all looking at my house and sharing a sweet n sour pot noodle.

the patridges are up to something, they have a generator and a box of toothpicks

an hour of watery pish poor snow fall, and now drizzle....shizzle..I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...

his plurky pals "where can I buy marshmallow 'fluff' in the UK. Not on line - real shop.

to be in SA watching cricket in the sun.

the mariachi band of destiny playing a polka of fate within his brain.....

guess who's back, back again...

yabba-dabba-doooo

the fat clowns have pulled the big-top down again!!

clangers: cute aliens or weird shaped sausages?