If happy ever after did exist

Being told that you could still be friends after a hard break up is like having your dog die, and your mom says you can still keep it.

Buti pa ang magnanakaw hinahabol. Buti pa ang white lady nagpaparamdam - Lucky Me commercial

i wanna stay up all night and find a guy and tell him he's the one <3

Yung ibang mag boyfriend girlfriend gusto parehas ng damit, phone at iba pa. Ako apelyido lang sapat na. Yiheee! Haha

Dati konti lang ang mga LALAKING GWAPO, ngayon konti nalang ang mga GWAPONG LALAKI. #Kuhamo?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy. I have alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Ang pagiging chickboy is a lifestyle - Papa Jack

YOLO

nakakaloka tong emoticon na toh. LOL