It's after 7 pm and the UPS man hasn't been here today. Wonder what's keeping him? It's not even Christmas.

Moral of the story? Never nuke your leftover Olive Garden breadsticks. They're combustible.

New phone won't be here til Tuesday, that is, if it's even new and not refurbished. I'm not holding my breath.

Damnit. Just crushed my new cell phone with my chair. Thank goodness for the protection plan.

Happiness is: When big sister and the gaggle of teenagers let little brother join in their board game.

Preparing for the onslaught of teenagers tonight. Help me...

Once again, I have found out some distressing news through Facebook. Since when did this become the only way that people talk to each other?

Found a spider family in my front hall. Unfortunately, they were there enjoying the water that was leaking through the wall from the bath.

It's so hard to believe that I became a mother 16 years ago today. In some ways, it seems like yesterday; in others, a whole lifetime ago.

Why can't tomorrow be Friday?