I've been having trouble breathing for the last week or so. I think it's time I get an inhaler.

Do I want to go to the local farm tomorrow and buy some fresh pies? I really, really do. I live for pie.

What is the word/phrase for plastic surgery? The one that doesn't make someone sound like some kind of bizarro Barbie.

My friend Narges went to Starbucks. When she got her cup, it said "Nagnas".

"You don't seem like the kind of guy who'd attract a lot of ladies." It's true, Lloyd's ability to romance is underdeveloped.

The stinkbugs, they're everywhere. I've never been able to smell one but I've heard they're nasty.

We should make a list of simple pleasures. Little things that make us happy.

These damn allergies are killing me. Nothing hits me harder than weed pollen.

https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mda1nuhkXC1r29r6po1_1280.jpg I'm very grateful for this meme.

It's been a few days since I last responded to all of my threads so I'm trying to do that now. I'm so tired though. My bed is calling to me.