"He is the Banana to my split"

"Talk low, talk slow and, don't talk to much" John Wayne"

"I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it."

I don't care how old you are. If you don't respect me, I won't respect you

..i never feel lonely in d kitchen.. ..FOOD are very friendly..

Everyone is a hypocrite, except me

I've learned so much from my mistake,, I'm thinking of a few more,,,,

Calling you a B!c+h is an insult to my dog...

When you finish a speach, everyone hopes for; Applause, Applause, Applause Not; Tomato, Tomato, Tomato!

I went to hell but it was full so i came back FOR YOU!!!!!!