I'm fucking miserable. My nose is running and I'm starting to cough. Oh, and my throat is still dry. Ugh!

Wow, they opened up two East Coast servers on PW.

I want a Long Island Iced Tea now.

I WANT CHOCOLATE!!

The only flakes I want to deal with are Frosted Flakes. Yes, I'm talking about a certain person.

You know, I have a boyfriend (supposedly), but where the fuck is he?

I need to get tested for B12 deficiency. The slightly low WBC count probably confirmed it.

Lack of voice, I haz it.

Dear Mother Nature...YOU SUCK!! I want my immune system back in proper working order, kthxbai.

It is too early to be watching Bizarre Foods, but it's like a trainwreck, I can't look away!