[AutoPlurk] You should visit crestfallen.nu sometimes. I offer sex and candy.

6pm. I think it's dinner time.

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Dude, WTF? Why are the autoplurks showing twice?

[AutoPlurk] You should visit crestfallen.nu sometimes. I offer sex and candy.

You know what would have been a great birthday present? A date with a guy who isn't an asshole. Needle in a haystack I tell ya.

You're supposed to give *constructive* criticism, not *shitty* ones. rev.iew.me/site/346#revi...

let's try this again--test [PlurkYM]

I was just reminded that hard pretzels are possibly the most revolting thing ever created. Must be missing the mayo.

When the hell did I hit 97 karma? And why the hell did it go down .08 points?!