Who is awake at 1:30 in the morning? Nobody my age is.

"wait until I finish harvesting!" My mother is so obsessed with Farmville. Its scary.

Maybe I'm just a horrible friend?

I feel like I'm in junior high again. With my parents driving me everywhere....

My opinion is apparently too "dangerous" to everyone now. My Facebook will be erased as soon as I get home. Probably every thing else too.

God forbid I do what my parents want.

In less than a year, I'm gonna be married.

When someone texts "n" for and, I read it as "in".

My manager asked me if the drink that was being made was mine. No, its Lucy's *sarcasm* We're the only ones here.

My Karma is 96.33 now. Remember when we all used to freak about our Karma? What happened? Lol