Of course tone-deaf people sound horrible when they sing, but I never discourage them. Everyone deserves to sing fearlessly and be happy.

Before you get angry or stressed or offended (or all at the same time), think "Is this REALLY worth the mental energy?"

Welcome to nobody cares. Population: Me.

People who always make ugly (not pacute) faces in pictures are so crushable.

Quit telling 2013 to be good to you. It doesn't owe you anything. You, however, owe yourself a lot.

No mistakes tonight. Just very well-calculated limit tests and brand new memories to kick off a brand new year.

Less than 24 hours left for 2012! End with a bang, start with a bang!

My irreverence and humor have saved me from the entrapment of insanity more times than I can remember. Always make room for laughter!

When you're in a toy store, regardless of your age, how can you not be curious to not press/try all the toys to see what happens.

A test of patience.