It's pretty racist that they call it Black Friday just because a bunch of people are trying to get into stores in the middle of the night.
This Occupy Wall Street thing is getting out of control.People are camping out in front of electronic stores tonight. #OccupyBestBuy wtf?!
Bad Tday Joke: Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
As predicted: front page photo in NYT today show tents set up overnight outside a Best Buy--no hassle from cops or store. #OWS
Just to be clear: It's still cool to camp in public spaces in America, so long as you're planning to BUY a new TV. #occupy #blackfriday
Those jerks camping out at Best Buy get hungry too so feed 'em a helping of pepper spray right before the doors open.
"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out." Jay Leno
You know you had a good shit if after you flush, your toilet burps.
Bad Tday Joke: Teacher: "Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?"
Student: "Maybe they missed their plane."