You're allowed to have your opinion as long as you realize I'm allowed to disagree with it.
Dear Santa:
I only have one wish this year. Please give the GOP a brain.
I think that at this point it'd probably be easiest just to fake my own death and start over.
I'm beginning to see the dark at the start of the tunnel.
Today, I'm declaring War against Gravity. Please pull for me.
All I want for Christmas is a bell so I can make lots of money like the man outside Wal-mart.
Guy with a $20 bill sticking out of his fly. Pretty smart of him trying to capitalize on the fact that women can't resist blowing money.
Women: The only flaw with the perfect man is that he has no need of a wife.
I miss Herman Cain already. The joke pool dwindling.