xray @xray - Plurk

xray

@xray

Karma0.0

male Reno, NV, United States

I like Camping, Snowboarding, Whitewater kayaking, Burningman
Interests:Reading, My dog (french bulldog).
Favorite Books:Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

xray says

13 years ago

If you never jumped from one couch to another to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood. JUMPLAVA!

xray says

13 years ago

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.

xray says

13 years ago

You know your late 2the party when... uc someone trying to unlock the closet door with a quarter. (its not locked)

xray says

13 years ago

When a cop pulls you over for speeding and he asks you if you know how fast you were going, don't say obviously not fast enough..

xray says

13 years ago

Kid sitting. Should I use anti-bacterial hand gel, or is just spraying them in the face with Lysol enough?

xray says

13 years ago

Many GOPs words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

xray says

13 years ago

Justin Bieber is 18 and I still wouldn't fuck him.

xray says

13 years ago

In this wind just getting to the car is a two person job, here we go.

xray says

13 years ago

Just finished Infection TNG: Double Helix Bk1of6. Give it a 3 out of 5. A quick read.

xray says

13 years ago

Its a white Monday. pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...