yaoimaxxer 5000
@xseraphx
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“you know i ain’t queer”
“me neither”

@xseraphx - ,, I want 40 foot tall cat women to step...
yaoimaxxer 5000
4 months ago 1
okay alnst accept i tell you if their a fork or a cake because i love the cakeverse
cakes: till, mizi, hyuna
forks: ivan, sua, luka
here me out on luka and hyuna okay. luka litterally like needs hyuna, he loves her so much it would only make sense that he'd need to rely on her to live ykwim. the other two are self explainatory
yaoimaxxer 5000
4 months ago 5
guys i'm gonna be so honest ivan would not be an alpha
yaoimaxxer 5000
4 months ago 1
there's so many ivantill fics where ivan is a ragjng exhibitionist
yaoimaxxer 5000
4 months ago 2
i'm gonna shoot myself in the head leg me download apps. it won't even let me sign out of ny moms apple account so i can ask her for the password cause i "accidentally logged out" without the password and if i log out on the apple store it just lets em log back in without a password. and i can't think any apps to ask her to download. im gonna kms
yaoimaxxer 5000
4 months ago
guys i just woke yp
yaoimaxxer 5000
4 months ago
i haven't showered in 2 weeks i'm so cooked
yaoimaxxer 5000
4 months ago
it's 4am i'm never going to sleep
yaoimaxxer 5000
4 months ago
me after writing a fanfiction about old man yaoi through discord messages that takes place in hell and is 1.6k words
yaoimaxxer 5000
4 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/4KO4J0pXK7w47rf382U7rv.png i wrote this much in 40 minutes based off a joke roleplay bro
yaoimaxxer 5000
4 months ago
oh my god i love ivan so much. he's so pretty and so AHHAHAJAKSN