i think i'm genuinely going crazy

i just tried to eat my phone

faggots

when i first started watching brokeback mountain my first thought was "how is this going to progress into them having sex" lowkey

that feeling when your husband of 4 years that you have two kids with cheats on you with his "fishing" buddy that he hasn't seen in 4 years ✌️

oh wait i just had an idea

i can't bite my nails off so just bite at my nails

my friend nicknames for juju and penny are litterally "my god" and "my universe"

who is jack twist you might ask? to the blind he is sight. to the deaf he is hearing. he is the light in the shadows. he is the roof on the house. his is the beautiful rose in the middle of the field. he is wind to sailers. he is the rain to garenders. he is a the treasure chest to a pirate.