In God we trust; all others must pay cash...

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up.

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

it good if a vacuum really sucks?

i do always look up a man who have intelligence and humor..

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."