Why is gas more expensive in the hood than it is in the suburbs?

It's crazy how I'm feeling at home amongst all these dope fiends...

Strawberry or Grape jelly?

I can activate your phone service right now and give you your first month FREE...

We put away our cell phones at the dinner table...

I love to see people on their grind, and those who aren't disgust me.

To be honest, I can't stand anything that Governor Rick Perry and his silly ass state represents. That includes the ignorant ass Cowturds...

So this chick is really pressuring me to tell her why I won't holla at her. Would I be wrong for telling her that her eyes are too

I wonder if Cowball's fans are sick and tired of hearing Tony Romo's "why I'm a loser" speeches?

FYI ladies: You don't need to show me your ass for me to admire you...