listen! as we head into the holidays and you start thinking about gifts if you send anonymous Nick Cage gifts to Nicky, my body may end up in a canyon. while I could use death as a great excuse to get a break from work, my family would be very upset. 
maybe I hinted that I would send her a 3D printed Nick Cage bust.
WHICH I WILL NOT BE DOING!!!!!
I approve of the Nick Cage gifts tho
you better put your names on them! I'm not dying for your entertainment! 😜
for context SHE LIVES IN UTAH
So many many canyons and gullies
lots of places for body to dissappear. AND I'm within driving distance. don't let me die!
can we send nick cage gifts to you, though?
no. im only accepting toasters with long cords.
Live. laugh. toaster bath.
nooooooooooooo. no toaster bath.
Glad I saw this before I became an accessory 👀👀
Seeing this reminded me I have Nicky's address
that sounds like a threat
I will not admit to anything while still in easy driving range. Oregon is too close to escape. 😅